As a young father it's important to remember that, when you're at the beach, there's a BIG difference between telling your five year old son to just go pee in the ocean and telling him to get in the water at least waist deep and then pee in the ocean. Spuds Crawford
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More Quotes By Spuds Crawford
  1. I've never considered the possibility of defeat. I've never planned for it. That's the job for those people who plan for such things. My job is to only plan for success...victory it has my complete focus.

  2. He asked me if I ever prayed-- and I lied. Then he asked me if I ever got an answer, or a sign that my prayer was heard-- and I told him the truth." Yeah.. me neither." His hands sounded like leather as he slowly...

  3. When you argue with someone, you always argue at the level of the person with the lowest level of intelligence. You never argue up.

  4. Ignorance is not linear, it's exponential.

  5. A dam doesn't try to reason with the water. Its main purpose is to hold it still for a while. When I lecture my kids I'm doing much the same thing. I'm not trying to necessarily reason with them, just hold them still for a...

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